And then I was all...
08.29.2003 - See, I've got a little problem with magazines.
08.25.2003 - Not a shitfaced sloppy drunk, but a happy slurry drunk filled with childlike wonder.
08.22.2003 - Wise up
08.22.2003 - Unhand me, strange desire to make anatomical brain jokes of dubious quality.
08.18.2003 - So we visited the upper echelon and I totally Winona'd their phone.
08.16.2003 - I have a problem with Dog.
08.14.2003 - Hello, Montlake street. You fucker.
08.12.2003 - You are the star.
08.10.2003 - What a glowing list of proud achievements!
08.07.2003 - Do you feel ready, he asks me sometimes.
08.06.2003 - But look at me, shamelessly begging strangers to rub my body.
08.04.2003 - I feel e-fucking-normous, like an elephant seal, capable only of flopping around moaning about breast tenderness.
07.31.2003 - Greasy, so very greasy right now.
07.30.2003 - I can't even stay on topic. It's HOT.
07.27.2003 - We overlap in some areas, like hiking and camping, and of course TiVo-viewing.
07.24.2003 - Dig if you will the deeply appealing notion of being asked to write a snarky journal as part of your JOB.
07.20.2003 - It's been a good summer weekend, and I'm drinking lemonade.
07.18.2003 - I am the unwashed masses, seriously.
07.16.2003 - Ouch, Sir Engineer, with your Vulcan-esque logic sword!
07.14.2003 - It was kind of fun, this shit-flinging.
07.11.2003 - Sappy! So sappy! Don't make me feel crappy! 'Bout bein' sappy!
07.09.2003 - Also, my hair? I do not know.
07.08.2003 - When is this journal simply squashed to a superficial pile of bullshit, because I’m afraid to write about topics A – Z?