And then I was all...
06.30.2003 - I'll be doing some swimming, and maybe some hiking, and probably a whole lot of beer drinking.
06.28.2003 - Whoah, now that I type out the word “zombie” it really doesn’t look right.
06.26.2003 - "Duke, duke, duke, duke of cat, cat, cat, duke of cat, cat, cat."
06.25.2003 - I'll be the Toxic Avenger in no time!
06.17.2003 - Too freaking bad, because messing with the template huffs a fat dong.
06.15.2003 - Dig! Must dig! Must dig at water! There is only this! The digging!
06.11.2003 - Except it was all smoke and mirrors, because, well, the products! Didn't! Exist!
06.08.2003 - The Punisher: “Lower Body Aches n’ Pains Girl, I need your help seeking justice in this crime-filled city.”
06.05.2003 - Maybe I'm going to get a pair of enormous giant DD titties!
06.02.2003 - “If we can afford overpriced sunglasses,” I trumpeted, “we can afford decent office chairs!”
05.31.2003 - I had dropped sushi in my beer. Who does that?
05.28.2003 - There was also barbecuing, beer drinking, Home Depot-going, sloth, gluttony, etc.
05.23.2003 - I - it's just - gah! It's so....gah!
05.20.2003 - Now sometimes a banana's just a banana, and sometimes your dreams are pretty obvious.
05.17.2003 - If you won this thing at a ring toss, you’d cram it in the nearest cotton-candy-barf-filled trash can.
05.14.2003 - "Which hand am I, Brian, the dumbshit hand?"
05.13.2003 - Apparently sincere offers received from JB to pee on it: 2
05.11.2003 - I’m still completely shitfaced in this picture.
05.02.2003 - Brian: Dear lord. Dear lord. HOW long are you going for again?