And then I was all...
02.26.2004 - Then I drift away, holding paws with Dog and humming "Bela Lugosi's Dead". 02.24.2004 - Only, all I can think of is "Buy this fucking app or I'll pull your guts out your fucking asshole and use them to play 'La Bamba', you pussy." 02.22.2004 - He leaves a vacuum in his wake, the house is too quiet and the clocks are too loud. 02.18.2004 - I�m (only!) thirty, I�ve got everything in front of me. 02.17.2004 - The predominate smell was egg, with an underlying assiness. 02.15.2004 - The theme of my weekend thus far: booze and uncooked seafood. 02.13.2004 - They might just be stories, but they're real. 02.11.2004 - This hot night, this shutter-flash of other peoples� lives, this perfect moment. 02.10.2004 - Also, you have to read my friend Scott's profoundly awesome essay on margarine. 02.08.2004 - Over the weekend, Dog began to exhibit some very strange and embarrassing behavior. 02.06.2004 - Actually, she doesn't so much "run on the beach", it's more like she "swims straight out to sea". 02.04.2004 - So, I had a Harry Potter book, a corny looking science fiction paperback - what else could I do but comb the graphic novel section? 02.03.2004 - Not all the time, but in general maybe a little less with the I-look-like-shit routine. 02.02.2004 - Workplace is comprised of hardcore, old school geeks, in other words. 02.01.2004 - Me: �Uh. Mah. GAH. OMAGAH.� 01.29.2004 - Aside from the lingering poop-guilt, I've been snickering all day because of a voicemail I listened to this morning. 01.28.2004 - "Doin' it scuba nerd!" 01.26.2004 - It's possible he also believes a hot dog is, by default, an empty bun. 01.22.2004 - Nestled cosily in the follicles of her long, dusky eyelashes were untold numbers of Demodex folliculorum, less than 0.4 mm long. 01.19.2004 - You know what makes a cool magnet? Benicio, man. That�s a lotta white china. 01.18.2004 - Where there were none, now there are nine. 01.15.2004 - Except when your body is horizontal for like 20 hours a day you don�t really get much done. 01.13.2004 - JB: "Heh. 'Dirty Sanchez! Do I have a Dirty Sanchez in the house? I'm looking for a Dirty Sanchez!'" 01.12.2004 - Four days of standing and yammering endlessly about our products? Whurrrrrrgh. 01.04.2004 - Panicked, I combed my brain for toilet-related knowledge, but could only produce Handle: Jiggling The, which proved to have no effect on the tide of doom whatsoever. 01.03.2004 - You�re the one who decided New Year�s Eve would be a good time to propose.
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