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And then I was all...

12.31.2002 - I ask you now, God, to shiny pity upon me.
12.30.2002 - Right nostril: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
12.29.2002 - Well, JB, in a shocking turn of events I am BLOWING MY NOSE.
12.26.2002 - I know, itís not about the presents. ExceptÖit is, just a little bit.
12.24.2002 - This writing thing, this goofy joking around with you.
12.21.2002 - Also, there will be mulled wine.
12.18.2002 - I tried Grass, Dirt, and Spinach, but I drew the line at Vomit.
12.15.2002 - Seems like you arenít living life to the fullest if there isnít something in your house you need to lock in a steel vault when company comes to stay.
12.10.2002 - But what if I were buying a 14 inch zucchini, a family-pack of KY, and a case of Old E 800?
12.07.2002 - Peace on earth? Dream on, sister.
12.04.2002 - Monch-monch-monch.
12.01.2002 - Yes, we're back to the endlessly fascinating yet tasteful topic of toilets.
11.24.2002 - This is too boring even for MY journal.
11.22.2002 - A raccoon at a Bauhaus show somehow morphed with Tammy Faye Baker.
11.19.2002 - Except for the guy in front of me with the giant melon head ("I'm crazy giant melon head man! Give me candy, because I'm crazy!").
11.18.2002 - Workplace serves lunch, too. I don't expect sympathy here.
11.16.2002 - What can I say? I'm more of a Bandwagon person vs. Early Adopter
11.10.2002 - Cat: Mow. Mow. Meeeeehhhow. Ow. Mehh.
11.06.2002 - Solution: add more rum.
11.03.2002 - JB: "Hi, Martine? JB here. Listen, we just got home and we have this notice that the police stopped by."
11.01.2002 - Oh no, we had Twix and Reese's cups and Whoppers and peanut M&Ms and - I can't go on.


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