07.28.2004 - 10:48 p.m.
Random randomnness. Also: random!
This is for you, from
Cat. No, take it. She left it here on the welcome mat for YOU.
You will offend her if you leave it. Just...I don't know, stuff
it in your pocket or something. God.
It's Mr. Phalanges
Protector! Remember kids, safety is first! Now please for to
be standing back while I devour your head.
Do NOT buy this ice
cream. Take it from me. Just don't. If you want to heave your
lumbering ass off the couch sometime before 2005, I highly recommend
giving a big old pass on the Blue Ribbon Berry Pie ice cream.
My lovely and sophisticated
who are lustily pointing out the feeeeeelthy martini we
have on display.
Why is this of note?
Because this manicure lasted exactly .3498205 seconds after I
took the photo. I mourn you, pretty nails.
Here we have JB happily
readying for a 4-story jump into a river.
I eschew such strenous
actitivies and prefer peering off through large blades of glass.
Do not get near, though, I fear I have crouched
on a cow pat.
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comments so far.
I have moved. - 1.03.2005
Obviously, a work in progress. - 12.27.2004
Happy holidays! - 12.24.2004
Listen, I am not a complete dick, it's not like I want Joe to die alone surrounded by cats or something. - 12.23.2004
Plus I am convinced my butt is extra big when it's upside down. - 12.22.2004