02.08.2004 - 6:33 p.m.
There are lots of images from
this weekend that I don't have photos for. Like walking on the
beach at night with the stark starriness of the open sky reflected
on the wet sand in ripples and swirls, the waves rumbling and
crashing and never stopping, never. The feel of sunshine on my
face and salt on my lips. The perfectly perfect sight of a flock
of snowy plovers moving along the shore in a hurried-yet-graceful
However, I do have photos for
some things: Dog with her piteous Staring At the Sea expression,
JB and our friend K assembling a (doomed) kite, the hose bath
of sorrow, and various other beachy pictures that will probably
take fourteen thousand hours to load.
It was a fun time.
Over the weekend, Dog began
to exhibit some very strange and embarrassing behavior. Put simply,
she occasionally mounted our friend's female dog and began
vigorously humping away. As it turns out, according to Google
anyway, this is common conduct for a dog asserting dominance,
which makes sense because Dog is very alpha.
Anyway, I took a picture at
one point (while simultaneously shrieking "Eeek! Stop
that!" because damn, when your previously never-shown-humping-inclinations
dog suddenly starts to freak another dog, you know, doggystyle
fucking weird, seriously). While I am not going to post it in
this entry, if you would like to see what is undeniably the most
unintentionally pornographic DISTURBING-ass picture in the whole
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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