05.23.2003 - 6:24 p.m.
You know in Stephen King's
Pet Sematary, where the cat dies and Jud the elderly neighbor
comes over to talk with Louis and takes him through the woods
to the cemetary and later on in the story Jud confesses how he
felt almost like a dark force had compelled him to show
Louis the cemetary, like the evil must be spread no matter what?
I think the same type of thing happened to Dana, because in a message sent to her notify
list on Wednesday she included a link to a website that immediately
sucked all every last iota of productivity from my body and left
me a useless husk, unable to do anything other than stare at
my computer screen in fascinated horror.
And, in a warped pay it forward
kind of way, I am going to share it with YOU now. Bwahahahahaaaaaa!
Ahem. So anyway, there's this
LiveJournal site where addled young whippersnappers
can post photos of themselves for their horrid little peer group
to deem as "Ugly" or "Not Ugly". The ones
who are, theoretically, "Not Ugly" then can post comments
about the other people who submit their photos.
I - it's just - gah! It's so....gah!
Today being Friday, I've looked
at that damn page...oh, about 3884521547102 times now.
Speaking of Friday - let's
do the Friday
1. What brand of toothpaste
do you use?
Crest Rejuvenating Effects,
lately. Upon browsing the amazingly fascinating Crest Rejuvenating
Effects website, it claims the toothpaste has a unique combination
of Energizing Mint flavor, featuring hints of cinnamon and vanilla
notes, with sensates that create a cooling sensation in the mouth
and breath refreshment that lasts for hours. Nice rich creamery
chunk of hyperbole, that.
2. What brand of toilet
paper do you prefer?
Hrm, I'm not sure. MD, I think.
It's got to be 2 ply, that's for DAMN sure. Also not Charmin,
because that stuff is like too soft or something. I don't want
to wipe Down There with a fucking chinchilla, you know?
3. What brand(s) of shoes
do you wear?
I shod myself only in Blahniks,
baby. That's what Payless Shoe Store sells, right? The Blahniks?
4. What brand of soda do
Diet Coke is pretty much the
only soda I drink, but not really out of brand loyalty or whatever.
It's just what they happen to have, diet-caffeinated-soft-drink-wise,
at Workplace. (By the way, some of my coworkers are such soda
snobs, they will only drink Coke from Canada, where apparently
it's made with cane sugar instead of the US version which has
corn syrup. Freaks.)
5. What brand of gum do
Extra, the green kind. I occasionally
swallow it, too, so either my body is effectively breaking down
the gummy particles or some day I am going to blow a giant bubble
out my ass.
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comments so far.
I have moved. - 1.03.2005
Obviously, a work in progress. - 12.27.2004
Happy holidays! - 12.24.2004
Listen, I am not a complete dick, it's not like I want Joe to die alone surrounded by cats or something. - 12.23.2004
Plus I am convinced my butt is extra big when it's upside down. - 12.22.2004