And then I was all...
04.29.2003 - They fervently support a �Sick? Leave!� policy, meaning they actually don�t want you to drag your mucus-laden self to the office. 04.28.2003 - The other thing I�ve been doing with the dog lately is �Mrs. President.� 04.27.2003 - My boobs need major support, so that strikes about 99.9% of all bathing attire in existence. 04.26.2003 - It�s not really fishing, it�s more like hostage-torturing for compliments. 04.23.2003 - Thing the third: One. Ply. Toilet. Paper. 04.21.2003 - I hadn�t thought I had drunk enough to kill an elephant, but apparently I had. 04.17.2003 - People think once you move from the west side to the east side you become completely boring and suburbanized, but, ha ha, that's not true! 04.16.2003 - I lose a few pounds, I try on The Pants. 04.15.2003 - "PMS Rabbit almost killed the hedgehog!" I squeaked. 04.12.2003 - Years of coffee, Diet Coke, and Pyramid Snow Cap Ale abuse are slowly bleaching away. 04.09.2003 - I'm shy as fuck, and I really hate that about myself. 04.08.2003 - "Give me back my fucking Aragorn, you propeller-headed dicksmacks, before I whip the crap out of each and every one of you with a car antennna." 04.07.2003 - JB, who ate even more than I did, was paying for it this morning. 04.06.2003 - Is it a robot? An alien? Are those nostrils, or, like, what the fuck? 04.02.2003 - I gazed serenely at him as an inch-wide strip of skin slowly unfurled from my forehead and floated to the floor. 03.31.2003 - You know what's embarrassing about that, actually, is admitting that while JB manfully angled for a blowjob, my idea of a good bet payoff was kitchenwork. 03.28.2003 - Hey, pornigami! 03.27.2003 - Sure, my skin dried up and flaked alarmingly, but I was tan, dammit! 03.26.2003 - . This morning I was ready to send them to the pound, or possibly to cram them both in a wood chipper. 03.24.03 - You know you've lost any sense of rhythm or style when your faithless animals sneer at your choreography. 03.23.2003 - How fun is it to sing �Oh L�amour� at the very top of your lungs while boogying around the living room? 03.22.2003 - Hello, my name's Sundry, and I am a lip goo junkie. 03.19.03 - Awww, you burnt the boat. 03.17.2003 - We watched, and it felt like I was filing the moment away carefully. 03.14.2003 - I have tried speaking to the pets about this, but it does no good. 03.11.2003 - So the poop would be like, ploorrch. 03.08.2003 - I think there is a market out there for tiny little porn magnets. 03.05.2003 - Me: (cryptically) "'My Sources Say No.'" 03.01.2003 - Not so great, the flurry.
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