And then I was all...
02.27.2003 - It's not just that it's not funny at ALL, it actually forms some sort of humor vacuum.
02.24.2003 - “Everything under control today beeyotch? No more assplosions or chats with Ralph? Ok then.”
02.20.2003 - It is a fact that I refuse to play blackjack because I can’t count fast enough.
02.19.03 - Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes!
02.16.2003 - The ubiquitous “100 things” entry!
02.14.2003 - Didn't I tell you I had a tattoo?
02.14.2003 - I've been lucky.
02.13.2003 - Your lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve!!!!
02.11.2003 - Well, I managed to make an utter and complete ass out of myself.
02.09.2003 - So maybe I do have the capacity to enjoy naked people being pelted with bananas, I just haven’t tapped into it yet.
02.08.2003 - A bunch of us went for drinks later in the day, and both Scott and I spent most of the evening gazing at our shiny new nails.
02.06.2003 - I’m shuffling around like Ozzy, moaning and whimpering.
02.04.2003 - Plus she sit at desk all day which give her big giant ass!
02.03.2003 - Go, Daruma-san! Help me rid myself of the blancmange that has taken over my previously benevolent belly!
02.02.2003 - At least if you completely pig out on sushi you don’t really feel bad about yourself, unlike, say, pizza.
01.31.2003 - I can't believe I ever complain about my job.
01.29.2003 - Proper etiquette demands collection of said turds in a baggie of some kind.
01.26.2003 - “Yeah,” he said mournfully. “I’m Helen fucking Keller here, with a bead pillow.”
01.24.2003 - That "something", I don't know what it is, I only feel I haven't done it.
01.20.2003 - Where are the magical DRUGS that MAKE THE BAD STUFF GO AWAY?
01.19.2003 - So let’s get it on, web-journal-fridge-exposing-wise.
01.17.2003 - Lather, rinse, repeat. Bah.
01.16.2003 - They are MEN, manly MEN!
01.15.2003 - Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
01.14.2003 - Don't make me bitch-slap you, "Legoland."
01.13.2003 - Oh. My. GOD that man is hot. I mean, HOT.
01.11.2003 - I’m having a hard time writing this entry, because what I really want to do is vent.
01.05.2003 - Can a curvy girl can look good in a drab company-logo-embossed polo shirt?
01.04.2003 - I have a seat for a Major Retard, party of one?
01.03.2003 - That's what my day has been like. Only not quite that bad.
01.01.2003 - I will, I will, I will.