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And then I was all...

08.27.02 - BLORP SLORP GLORP BLOP SLOOP PLORP
08.25.2002 - Oh, except even when I did play golf, I sucked like an Electrolux.
08.21.02 - It's an engineer thing, the lack of social skills and all.
08.17.2002 - Well, I can’t think of a brown flower, but if there is one I hereby declare it ShitBloom and I won’t have it.
08.13.02 - Frankly, I like being overcaffeinated.
08.12.02 - JB: "Yes. They are the French Poodle of flowers. Let us destroy them."
08.09.02 - And now - we float forwards, gently, through time....from Thursday to Friday, because I was too lazy to finish this entry yesterday.
08.06.2002 - My fantasy does not explain, exactly, how this has come to be.
08.05.02 - I could definitely think of ways to use a big bag of dog poop back at the office, though.
08.04.2002 - Friends, what I saw there…well, it was worthy of a Guinesss Award of Dog Bowel Achievement, if there is such a thing.
07.30.02 - It didn't help that it was grey and drizzly and depressing outside, like even the weather gods were calling us dogless losers.
07.26.02 - I mean, all of a sudden there's a big panting thing that tramples you and probably licks you and stuff?
07.24.02 - Good thing I didn't whiz in my pants while I was at it.
07.16.2002 - Geekapalooza!
07.14.2002 - I managed to make my faltering, wimpy way down the snow with only one startling ass-over-teakettle blunder.
07.11.02 - If I personally impeded someone else's ability to do their job, I would feel like a big greasy dog turd.
07.09.2002 - Me: "Uh...anyone want a beer?"


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