And then I was all...
06.28.02 - Rudest People on Earth: "Eat shit and die."
06.27.02 - Despite the fact that he is the chalk for a million hopscotch games, JB can be REALLY annoying. 06.25.02 - "One size fits all" my ASS. 06.21.02 - Marketing traditionally knows fuck-all about how stuff actually works, we just come up with all the blather to sell it.
06.19.2002 - "I have never heard of anything like a pants-horn." 06.14.02 - Who are these giraffelike creatures and why are pants being designed only for them? 06.10.2002 - Boredom does not exist, and if it does, it is cloaked in something cute from Restoration Hardware, ok? 06.06.2002 - Bangs are not my hair's destiny. 06.04.2002 - "We need a fish Lassie. Lassie, save Oscar! Go get help!" 06.02.2002 - Anal Sundry seems the type that might wield a leather whip in her offtime, or something. 05.29.2002 - "We obviously have a portal to Hell where horrible horrible creatures can crawl into our house." 05.25.2002 - We are going to rush right over and just sort of walk around and touch things and whisper "ours". 05.22.2002 - I'm sure there are some wild parties and sexy escrow conventions you go to and stuff. 05.19.2002 - And speaking of the cat (for a change. *cough*) 05.14.2002 - Do cats like peas? The answer is no. 05.13.02 - (ending Shatner voice...NOW) 05.08.2002 - Except for all the HOT WET TEEN ASIAN PORN action, that is. 05.06.2002 - It was like this: "Ba-RUP! Pup! Pup! Pup! Pup! Pup! Pupupupupupupupupfffuufffffffff". 05.02.2002 - So anyway, it's been a year and I'm just staggered by the passage of time, once more.
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