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And then I was all...

12.28.2003 - It was, no shit, a Christmas miracle.
12.22.2003 - No matter what you read, no matter what someone tells you, no matter what telethon you watch - humiliating your pets is the true meaning of Christmas.
12.18.2003 - Let's be honest, I had more than one lascivious elf-related daydream, too.
12.15.2003 - I mean, how exactly is it the 15th already? HOW I SAY?
12.07.2003 - See? I�m just filled with the holiday spirit.
12.02.2003 - What I need is a glass of wine, a long soak in the tub, and maybe a vigorous session of Chewbacca.
11.29.2003 - I feel so full of womanliness (well, and turkey) I can practically ovulate on command.
11.24.2003 - So the woe-adding, not so much a great way to pass the time.
11.20.2003 - "Red? Why red? Red is weird."
11.14.2003 - The story about the cat.
11.13.2003 - I know what anime is; it's you that has turned into the dorky grandma.
11.11.2003 - Enormous Saggy Frightening Horrible White Diaperlike Panty of Doom: 1
11.08.2003 - Still, sometimes I like to just crush on myself a little so my �We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?� side doesn�t go unappreciated.
11.07.2003 - "NOT SHARKS. ROCKS."
11.03.2003 - It was a long time ago Disco. Why can't you just let it go?


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