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04.25.2004 - 6:30 p.m.
Sunday
My weekend update, all pictorial-like:
Dear god, will
he never stop? Bit by bit, he's torn apart the entire house!
Giant massive gaping holes everywhere! FEAR the man with a hammer.
Fear him.
To his credit, we now
have shiny new windows. Three of them. Aren't they...uh...great?
*cough*
If you were thinking
that compared to our neighbor's place that you can see across
the street, ours is the hoopty pad? You'd be right.
Please. Take pity upon
Dog. She wants you to throw that. So very, very badly.
Also, she uses her
stuffed armadillo as a head rest. Which, frankly, RULES.
We got a pool. For
our dog. I have crossed some boundary, I think.
In case you wondered?
Evil. Evil incarnate. I have seriously considered dropping her
into the dog pool.
No, I haven't really.
God, that would be so mean!
..
Yes. Yes I have.
What's better than going out on a beautiful sunny Sunday and
having brunch with your friends? Why, shopping afterwards, of course! Notice how
my bag is too enormous to lift. What?
After browsing sex
toys, why not try on hats? Also, exactly how stylin' is Chiara? EXTREMELY. STYLING. I dub her Pimpy
McPimpalot.
Ah, zee coquettish
Peachy.
Mwah! She makes zee kiss, but eet ees not for YOU. Or ees
it? You cannot be sure.
If you're retarded
and you know it, and the dead-white-cat-hat clearly shows it,
if you're retarded and you know it, clap your hands!
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21
comments so far.
I have moved. - 1.03.2005
Obviously, a work in progress. - 12.27.2004
Happy holidays! - 12.24.2004
Listen, I am not a complete dick, it's not like I want Joe to die alone surrounded by cats or something. - 12.23.2004
Plus I am convinced my butt is extra big when it's upside down. - 12.22.2004
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